January 2011
14 posts
Have missile, will travel.: Thinking about getting... →
buddyblanc:
“What tattoo? I just chew a lot of bubblegum.”
“What does it mean? It means ‘I really hope strangers come up to me and contort my body without asking me so they can get a better look at this’.”
“Fake? Of course not, but go right ahead! Medical science has proven that licking your fingers and…
“The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via angelevegas)
rapidlossofhope:
